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Name:
Helenor
Birthdate:
14 April 1989
Location:
Website:
External Services:
  • himynameishelen@livejournal.com
  • heldorhatesaim AIM status
  • himynameishelen
Schools:
*=-. "Good art is often a product of peril. Great art is the truthful reflection of overcoming that peril."-=*
-William Beckett




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Hello, my name is Helen.

I like photography, pretty pictures and sitting in long grass in the sunshine while surreptitiously napping. I also like sitting inside with the windows open during rainstorms. I like watching lightning, though I imagine being struck by it would be less majestic. I love the smell of coffee outside, early in the morning after camping. I also like animals, and the idea of being vegan (though bacon means I will never be such.)

I don't like mushrooms, because let's face it, they're gross. I like dairy products, but my body doesn't, so I can't eat them. (I mostly do anyway.) I like the smell and taste of peaches, but the fur makes my mouth feel weird. Nectarines just don't do it for me. My favourite flavour for candy etc is raspberry, because that is some sort of delicious right there. I knit and crochet and sometimes I like to make little creatures. I also draw and write an awful lot but don't really share much (particularly of the latter.)

My favourite colour is green, especially chartreuse. I'm 21 and studying English and American Literature at UKC- I'd like to be a librarian(It's either that or teaching, so as to force a love of English upon teenagers, whether they want it or not), because the only thing better than quietly reading books is reading books while listening to good music, but unfortunately you can't make a career out of the second one.



INTP personality, Aries, giant dork.


Tweeting at a rate of 0.04 tweets per second.

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I also maintain a small but robust harem.
At current, members consist of:
Carley- sugarcane_moon
Beth- jira_rd
Johnga- baroque_n_roll [[DROPPED FROM THE HAREM DUE TO DRAMA]]
Kendall- justaredherring

We have a health plan ("Don't get hurt. But I have some bandaids and a pack of antacids") and benefits include, but are not limited to, getting to hear me talk about bands a lot and lolling about on satin cushions, eating grapes.

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Testimonials

"I don't know anything about himynameishelen." - tubofgoodthings

"I feel strongly that the government should return himynameishelen to the gold standard." alexandraerin

"She is made of awesome, gumdrops, and because she lives in Britlandia, tea." - sugarcane_moon

"She has skills of an artist." - popelizbet

"She has ~*controversial opinions*~." -amandathegreat

"She was previously unaware of the existence of the Oxford comma." - leastlikely

"I love himynameishelen so much, no matter how many things she is WRONG ON THE INTERNET about." - alexandraerin

"himynameishelen just gets me, man." - brokenfix

"I would like to grow up and be as funny as himynameishelen one day." - divvums

"You guys, Helen is the best." - death_ismygift

"Helen is love." - mslauren2930

"I tricked Helenor into trying to buy illegal drugs." - alexandraerin

"ಠ_ಠ" - prix_etoile

"Helen makes good girls go bad." - sugarcane_moon

"You get 150 tweets per hour. And you filled that up." - deltashade

"You are awesome, Helenor Rigby." - baroque_n_roll


"I KNOW HELEN FROM THE INTERNETS AND SHE IS AWESOME, KTHX." - tbone

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